I got bored, Pokémon Go lyrics I guess?

"Ike" (untitledcarshow) 07/24/2016 at 13:33 • Filed to: None

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I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

Distracted driving is my real test
My pain is from walking into walls

I will travel across the land
Obvious and glass eyed
Teach Pokémon to understand
Auxiliary power supply

Pokémon (Gonna walk into walls), it’s a hundred degrees!
Do you think there’s a place to pee?
(Pokémon!)
Ooh, the servers down again

I’m in a world I can’t ignore

Pokémon (black eye from a wall), walking miles for a Pikachu
Our wifi will pull us through
You teach me, and I’ll teach you
Po-ké-mon
(Gonna trip and fall!)
Pokéstops the mall!
Pokémon!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Ike 07/24/2016 at 14:01

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I’m calling myself a success. I’ve caught all the starters.

PS9 > Ike 07/24/2016 at 14:11

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I wanna be the very worst
Like no one ever was

It takes skill to quench my thirst
For the havoc I want to cause

I will travel to the park
In the bushes I will hide

When enough of those fuckers appear, I’ll shout,
“There’s a Dragoniiiiiiitee!”

POKEMON!

Oooohh, you fuckin’ tools
Starring into your phones like fools!

POKEMON!

The real world’s going to hell
But you caught Evee, so it’s sweeeell!

POKEMON!

Goooooo fuck yourself!
Humanity really needs help!

POKEMON!

This shitty app took over the world
Behold the horrors it has unfurled

POKEMON!

Hope ISIS kills you AAaaaAAALLL!

POKEMON!

Ike > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/24/2016 at 14:14

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I have never played a Pokemans, well once I played the card game, it was fun

Ike > PS9 07/24/2016 at 14:15

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I loled! I give up this one wins!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Ike 07/24/2016 at 14:31

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So you should pick up Pokemon Go. Maybe not on that tablet you hate but....

Ike > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/24/2016 at 14:54

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Lol, yeah won't be on the tablet! I may pick it up eventually, I'm fearful it will suck up more of my precious little free time the I would want

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Ike 07/24/2016 at 16:27

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Do it.